An elderly couple went to see the doctor. The gentleman went in first. "You are in great shape for a man of 81. To what do you attribute your vigor and good health,?" the doctor asked. The gentleman replied, "Well, I don't smoke. I exercise every day. I watch what I eat but more than anything else I credit the Lord. Every night I pray and ask the Lord to watch over me, to keep me healthy. Why just last night, I had to get up in the middle of the night and go to the bathroom. I didn't bump into the night stand, I walked right to the door and the Lord turned the light on for me."
The doctor said "That is amazing." The wife then took her turn seeing the doctor. "Your husband is a remarkable man," the doctor told her. "He said that the Lord really watches over him and last night he had to go to the bathroom, he walked to the door and the Lord turned the light on for him."
"Oh NO!" the wife said. "He's peed in the refrigerator again."
