During a visit to a doctor, the concerned person asked "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"
"Well," the doctor said, "we fill a bathtub with water, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and bucket to the person and tell them to empty the tub."
"Oh I understand," she said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than than the spoon or the cup."
"No," the doctor said. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do YOU want a bed near the window."
