Thursday, March 1, 2012

SECRETS TO A LONG, HAPPY MARRIED LIFE

(I have recently neglected my blog. Been away.)

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman for 50 years

Giuseppe replied to the assembled throng, "Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all, I tooka her to Italy for our 25th anniversary."

The priest responded, "You are an amazing inspiration to all of us. Please tell us what you are planning for yur wife on your 5oth anniversary."

Giuseppa proudly stated, "I'ma gonna go back to Italy and pick her up."