This answering machine message could apply for all grandparents.
Good morning... At present we can't answer your call but please leave your message after you her the beep.
Beeeep
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option 1 through 4 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
If you need to us to stay with the children, press 2.
If you want to borrow the car, press 3.
If you want us to wash your clothes, press 4.
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5.
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6.
If you want us to prepare a meal at your home for Sunday, or have it delivered to your home, press 7.
If you want to come and eat here, press 8.
If you need money, press 9.
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theatre, start talking we are listening.
