Confession

Catholic Confessional

An elderly gentleman went in the Catholic confessional. He said to the priest, "Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am seeing four beautiful 20 year old ladies at the same time."

The priest asks, "How long has it been since your last confession?"

"Oh, I have never been to confession before. I'm not a Catholic, I'm Jewish."

"Then why are you telling me?," the priest asks.

"Telling YOU," the old man says. "I'm telling EVERYBODY."