Jacob. age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter.
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Yes. Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes. A large variety. The works."
Jacob: "How about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "Do you sell wheelchairs, walkers, canes and adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: 'Sure."
Jacob: "Great. We'd like to use this store as our BRIDAL REGISTRY."
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