A man went to the doctor. The doctor examined the husband and then asked the wife to come into his office for a confidential report.
"Your husband is in very serious condition. It could be fatal unless he gets very special treatment. It is imperative that he has no stress in his life. He should never be asked to do any chores or pick up after himself. Make certain that every morning he has a nutritious hot breakfast. Lunch should always be right at noon and keep in the mind the five food groups. Don't bother him about financial issues and keep any unpleasantness away from him. Of prime importance is that he will need a great deal of loving affection. It's important that he receives amorous attention at least three times a week."
The wife returned to her husband and he asked, "What did the doctor say?"
She replied, "Sweetie, you're going to die."
This is funny!
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