The senior couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a gala party. As they were cutting the cake, the husband started to cry. Soon, he was weeping uncontrollably. His wife tried to comfort him. "What's wrong honey?"
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the barn being amorous and he held the shotgun on me and told me that unless I married you, I would spend the next 50 years in jail?" the old man asked.
"Yes. I remember," she said.
The old man sobbed and said, "Just think, if we hadn't married, today I would be a free man."
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