Some of my ancestors were not very good looking or bright. Genealogy provides some assurance of those facts. One of my ancestors came across the plains in a covered wagon. When I looked at an old photograph of him, I understood why the wagon was covered.
He was not only unattractive, he also wasn't very smart. He organized a loan company, loaned out $2 million and skipped town.
He organized his own mafia. He tied his victims together by their heads and shot them in the hands.
He was told to blow up a car and burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
His mother would tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.
For Christmas, his parents gave him a toy train with three miles of straight track.
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