Monday, October 17, 2011

QUOTES AND COMMENTS FROM SENIOR SEMINAR


I was a featured speaker at the annual Senator Orrin Hatch Senior Seminar. Here are just a few quotes, comments and comments and excerpts from my remarks.

"Those who love deeply never grow old. They may die of old age, but they die young."

"Old age is always 15 years younger than I am."

"When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. There is a miserable night in grumpy old age."

"About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age."

"The excitement of learning separates youth from old age. As long as you're learning, you're not old."

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?" Several men stood up as the lights came on. The elderly lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her. "Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a nice Mormon girl?"

I can't tell if my skin is starting to show its age. There are too many wrinkles to see.

I was asked to what do I attribute my old age. I responded by saying, "to the fact that I was born in 1932."

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