"Top Ten List" to know that you are in Utah County, (Provo)
10. It's easier to find Jamba Juice, food supplements, Mountain Dew and prescription drugs, than it is to find a cup of coffee.
9. Residents bleed blue, vote red and ignore green.
8. Now that Utah Valley State College has become Utah Valley University, the county has its first real university.
7. The only left wing in Utah County is at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
6. Everyone has a favorite Osmond.
5. When men gather at the 7-11 for a diet coke and a donut, the conversation is peppered with cuss words such a "flip," "scrud," and "Oh my heck."
4. People still talk about BYU's Holiday Bowl victory in 1980 and say it is proof of the true church - overlooking the fact that the players on both ends of the "Miracle Pass" were Catholics.
3. If you complain about bumpy roads, residents will dismiss your complaints. "It is a sign," they say. "fortold in the Book of Mormon, 3 Nephi, Chapter 8, verse 13. "and the highways were broken up, and the level roads were spoiled, and many smooth places became rough."
2 Residents consider Jell-O one of the basic food groups.
1. When you go to a wedding, the mother of the bride is the one who is pregnant.
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